Sunday, 21 June 2015

My dosa misadventure


My dosa misadventure



                       My wife had to join my expectant daughter who was settled abroad and I assured her that I would certainly manage my affairs and that after all, I was not a child.  I was determined not to pay any exorbitant bill for a meal in any of the restaurants nearby. So, adopting a style that only I could comprehend, I jotted down in a note pad the recipes of the usual dishes she used to make and kept the written treasure safely somewhere to be retrieved as often as I could for my sustenance.  I spent an entire sleepy afternoon labeling the umpteen containers that were stacked in every conceivable corner. All kinds of insects erupted from nowhere, obviously disgruntled by unfamiliar provocation. When all the preliminaries were laboriously completed, my wife wore a now-you-can-manage look that emboldened me to sport the expression of an expert chef. My neighbours cast a compassionate glance at me when my wife bid good-bye to them. I kept telling myself that managing a few months without her would do good for both of us. But a great drama unfolded on the first morning.  When I eyed a large can of dosa batter that was thoughtfully stored by my wife, I was rather optimistic about the prospective breakfast. I nearly burnt my fingers when I steadied the griddle to get my very first dosa. The fluffy batter when poured on the hot griddle, however did not take the promised shape.  It required a lot of nerve and strain to evacuate the adamant and awkward stuff from its inhabited place. One could hardly recognize the heap of mess there. Hurriedly I disposed it off and tried my luck once again. This time I managed to spread the batter almost in a shabby round. The gaping holes all over it did not discourage me. I kept murmuring that no guests are being entertained and so the inadequacies of my dosa  caused by my newly acquired, amateurish culinary skills would be rightfully excused. The steel spatula in my hand wore  a helpless look since it could not turn the dosa upside down.  A couple of times the object of my interest inclined to the edge of the griddle ominously. But before it was burnt by the fire underneath, I managed to get it back to its rightful place. I wish I were watching my wife when she was performing this miracle. After many disasters, to my utter gratification, a perfect dosa was getting ready, brown and round. I congratulated myself on mastering this art in the kitchen. Humming my favourite tune, I removed it from the hot griddle. All of a sudden, while I was maneuvering it towards the plate nearby, the unforeseen accident occurred. The crisp brownie disappeared into the can of batter and got drowned.
Alarmed, I did not know how to retrieve my ill-fated dosa. With a spoon and spatula I hopped here and there.  Fortunately, none were there to read the expression on my face. How would I narrate this tragic tale to my wife? I could not but recall those listless days when my wife would announce from the kitchen that my breakfast was ready. She even repeated her calls so as to make me put away the newspaper in which I would lose myself. There were occasions when I suggested her that the dosas came better if she had done this or that. Quietly I swallowed whatever I had made that rainy morning, cursing my fate. A great salute to the angels that monitor this small kingdom.

                     









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